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Be 4 Real and the Garden Gnomes

So I’m sitting on the porch this afternoon rocking in the rocking chair with M who says she wants to dress her daughter, A, up as a gnome and have her stand in my garden and take some photographs of her. I told her that I want a photograph of me by the bar on Orleans Avenue near the projects that is called B 4 Real. She said she wants one too. The truth is…

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Eden Isles

So I’m getting my hair cut yesterday and S says to me that last year for 4th of July from his home in Mandeville they were able to see the whole sky lit up because apparently after all the devastation that Eden Isles endured the residents there were going to rebuild come Hell or High Water and so they put on a fireworks display that was incomparable. He was also talking about how many people…

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Five men and a baby

Vignettes: The dinner guest: so there is this guy I have seen around town for two years, tall, thin, blonde curly hair, if I had a type, he’d be my type, and so I see him out at the square on Wednesday and a friend says let’s go introduce ourselves and I’m like no. She goes up to him anyway as I walk away and turns out she knows him. Knows him from a friend’s…

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Party on the bayou

Finally ready to have a house warming party to celebrate the LaLa’s completion. I picked July 28th – it’s a lull between all the summer festivals and the start of the new party season – White Linen night the first weekend of August then the next weekend Dirty Linen Night and so forth. To beat the summertime blues and the lull – we’ll have the first annual LaLa Fest and see what that’s all about.

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Women get weary

I’m having a dinner party tomorrow. The guest of honor is not coming and that’s because he wasn’t given a chance – so sad, but what are you going to do? As I mentioned earlier, how you act comes back to haunt you time and time again. And so it is. I was sitting around planning my menu when someone suggested I get sandwiches so I don’t have to cook. Huh? The whole point of…

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We are all public people now

Thomas L. Friedman had an article in the Times Picayune this morning called “No closets for the skeletons on the internet.” He was writing about a book by Dov Seidman called “How.” Seidman’s thesis, according to Friedman is that in this transparent world “how” you live your life and “how” you conduct your business matters more than ever; because so many people can now see into what you do and tell so many other people…

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Rallying for a good hair day

I was committed to staying in last night as I still have work piled up that needs attention. But at 7:30 last night with a little coaxing from my friend who had just spent a bloody fortune to have her hair cut, colored, and highlighted, I had to rally for her hair. I mean, after all, you can’t just sit home with a great do. So we went to Byblos and along the way the…

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The Top 10 12-step 2-steps in being an alcoholic’s daughter

1) Believe they are in denial 2) Don’t take it personally 3) Be very aware of your affinity for alcoholics (we all love what we know) 4) Be there for emergencies 5) Don’t indulge their delusion – talk facts 6) Don’t accuse them or make them feel bad, and don’t let them accuse you or make you feel bad 7) Don’t be embarrassed – you’re not the one making a mess of your life and…

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