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EEL horoscope

May 21, 2008 Taurus (4/20-5/20) You have been intrigued by someone from a different culture for quite a while now, and today will give you a wonderful opportunity to get to know them better. You can charm them in a way that no one else can. Conversations often make the best education, so settle in for a long chat with this person. You will have a lot of questions for them, but they are likely…

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Reading aloud

I went by my mother’s yesterday to bring her some Turkish cookies. Jake couldn’t wait to get there because he knew once she had seen the box of cookies, he’d finally be able to get one. When we got there, a young Hispanic man was sitting in a chair under her stairs reading a Spanish novel aloud. It struck me as the oddest thing – he was intent on what he was reading, almost like…

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Transitions are never smooth

My mother said who would have told the story this way – Loca is scared of Bam Bam? But that is what is going on around here. Today we shared the same space, Loca on an leash of course, and distracted by food in her dish, but Bam Bam didn’t come cruising across the room to beat up on Loca. Arlene is an innocent bystander – they’ve learned to move through the same space with…

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Clerk Conspiracy

Target Sucks! Backstory: shorts bought on Saturday for $17.99, no receipt because a friend got them for me. Scene: Clerk says she can only give me $12.99 for the shorts, I cannot exchange them because the price has gone down to $14.99, but they are running a special later in the week for $12.99, so that is all I can get is a $12.99 store credit. Redemption: None! Target sucks – I tell clerk I…

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Repeat after me

I was trying to teach Jake how to say words that start with S – I was teaching him what my father taught me because I too had the same problem. I went around saying “pagetti” and “neaky” and “top” for a long time till my father said to just say s then the word – so it was s pagetti, then s neaky, and then s top. It worked. While I was going through…

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