I went to get my tooth fixed and one of the women at the dentist’s office asked me if I had my Easter pictures taken with my son and I said no, we don’t celebrate Easter at my house, not that there is anything wrong with it. She asked me how we celebrate Passover and I said well someone said recently that it is four hours of talking about how miserable it was back then and lousy wine which pretty much describes the seders I’ve been to as an adult. And she said but the Easter bunny doesn’t have anything to do with religion and I said no, I don’t think it does but we still don’t take photos for Easter. But you should she said because the kid needs his photo taken with the Easter bunny.
I’m wondering how the EEL response to that would go on the Balkan Blues Tea Company we are starting – I imagine a line that goes like this, “Beware of overgrown bunnies with very large teeth who lay colored eggs for they may eat through your soul.”