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You can’t go home

I spent sixteen long years pining for home in the relative safety of the Bay Area. I lived stupidly there, not locking my back door, not watching my back, not worried about much of anything when I was coming home late at night. A policeman told me that I was foolish, that crime seeks opportunity. And so I changed my ways. I wanted to come home, and I did. But what about here in New…

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Dinner among friends

Friends came for dinner last night and were quite alarmed about the rash of crime that has erupted in our neighborhood. They live uptown and one couple brought a visiting friend from El Lay. I told them that this is relatively a safe neighborhood and they have more to fear Uptown in the Isle of Denial than here because this seems to be the work of one psychotic. Well turns out the police were able…

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Rash of crime in the neighborhood

There is a sexual perp on the loose and he has made many rape attempts in the neighborhood on the other side of the bayou. He has entered several houses and sometimes twice and attempted to rape women that are by themselves. Description:   5’8″-5’10” black male with light brown complexion short hair thin 18-20 years old will have a significant injury to his left thumb may possibly have white paint on his foot as…

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Victory laps

One thing I learned when I was going through behavior modification for my panic attacks is to stop and take a victory lap when you achieve something you have been striving for or even for little things that happen in your life. So here is the end of the week victory lap: 1) Managed to get fingerprinted for the adoption even though it required going to east hell. 2) Took time from work to watch…

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It’s only money, right?

Well in these days of fiscal responsibility, Ms. Wolfie is proving to be an expensive little tart. She had all her vaccines and xrays and such today and a big big bath. But turns out she has heartworms – we sent off for a more positive test but most probably she does. Which means, about $700 to $1000 in treatment. But you look in her eyes and she says I’m worth it. Whatyagonnado? So Wolfie…

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The Pelican Rodeo

All along the lagoon in City Park are signs that say NO FISHING as the park wants to repopulate for a Bass Fishing Rodeo that is coming up end of March. Only pelicans can’t read, so while a few months ago it was man against fowl in competition for these tasty finned creatures, now fowl is winning by a long shot. This morning, a swarm of pelicans, both white and brown, were shucking and diving…

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