Three Wise Women Weigh in on What Weighs on Me
So a friend wrote to me offering up some frightening stats about her state of affairs. It made me ponder my own stats, which then frightened me. So I sent an email to three different girlfriends and asked what they thought about my stats.
The first wise woman wrote that I am weird.
The second wrote back as if she were arguing my case in court and the verdict was – um – I was tried and sentenced without uttering a defense, so I’m really fucked – and I hate being fucked (one of my favorite expressions another girlfriend of mine is wont to say).
The last wise woman said she thinks it is all part of the grand plan and that this too shall pass.