My friend Gomez and I debated the use of cologne a while back and I told him I wasn’t too into it but then again sometimes I liked it – depends – but I usually like men au natural – that man smell is rather intoxicating to me – so one time when I knew Gomez was going out with a hot chippie I text him “ease up on cologne, cowboy” – meanwhile, I just found out this guy I have been trying to get to respond to me about a work thing is a wearer of way too much cologne – what is this? the eighties? do you see me in shoulder pads? what goes on?
Put your pads on, baby, and give me the days of Brut, English Leather, and Hi (sp?) Karate.
You’re scaring me