Well, as much as he can actually – anyway we were in an elevator and he put his hand out to stop the door from closing for this woman and I told her, he would never do that for me, risk limb, and she said she was “fucking flattered” – so then we made our way up to see a client and the woman K, from Alabama, who was the receptionist fell in love with us and said she didn’t want to leave us – so I told her to take a picture of me and my work husband – and when I was just now looking at it I thought life is weird sometimes. Later when we were having lunch, my work husband told me that he just really loves me and the relationship we have and that he is so happy he has it with two of my colleagues as well – and I was like, excuse me, are you cheating on me? Anyway, everyone should have a work husband – you can talk about all your work issues, even personal issues, and he is always happy and supportive and never tires of listening to your endless banter about work. Hey, I listen to him too, so it’s not all one-sided.
I called him today from the grocery store and told him he has so many kids, he should just give me one, and he said, yeah, problem is, which one?
Are you related to Dangerblond.com ?
No indeed. When my husband and I first separated he dated a woman he met online for about five weeks who thought five weeks was a long enough time to entitle her to use his name (if only the first part) and also entitle her to air her dirty laundry with him in graphic detail on her blog.