T said yesterday that sleep apnea is the new new thing, I said I thought acid reflux was the new thing and he said acid reflux is so last year. Well I was reading a magazine and there was an issue advertisement for isitreallydepression.com and here are the symptoms for bipolar disorder – hmmm, me thinks I have it:
Has there ever been a period of time when you:
felt so good or so hyper that you got into trouble?
you felt much more self-confident than usual?
you got much less sleep than usual and found you didn’t miss it?
you were much more talkative and/or spoke much faster than usual?
thoughts raced through your head and/or you couldn’t slow your mind down?
you had much more energy than usual?
you were much more active and/or did many more things than usual?
you were much more social and outgoing than usual?
you were much more interested in sex than usual?
you did things that people might have thought foolish, excessive, risky?
Hmmm – if you checked “Yes” to one of the above, you might have a problem.
Okay I checked YES to all of the above.