The best laid plans

I brought a timer up to my desk and was supposed to set it for every 30 minutes to force me to stand up and stretch.

I made a work out schedule for lifting weights and running and spinning so that I could stay flexible and lose this 10 pound paunch.

I made an outlook reminder to remember to take time to read and think.

I brought a Brita up to my office to remember to drink water.

I got to my desk this morning and haven’t left since. I haven’t moved. I think I pee’d once. I think I filled my water glass this morning and that was it.

Now that I am brain dead what do I have to tell the world except that sometimes…plans don’t work.

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