Taking it out in trade
L called me to come look at where I wanted the faucet on my tub, when I got there W was deep into the guest shower putting the PVC drain pad down. He said he is envious of my tub. I told him he could use it when it’s all done. He then offered to come live with me and be my house husband, he said he’d get my cocktails for me as I sat on the front porch and that he was basically low maintenance and was very handy around the house. He’s young and cute, so I was thinking maybe if I do just have sex with every tradesman who comes through the house, progress might pick up.
Then again, as my friend Gomez likes to lament: I can’t fuck everybody.