I was getting gardening stuff at the Feed Store and two big bags of alfalfa pellets which make awesome mulch for roses, and the check out girl said, “Your teeth are purdy.”
I said thanks (thinking for a mere twenty grand you could have these teeth).
She said, “I wish I had teeth like yours.”
I said “Let me see your teeth.”
And she smiled a little.
“Those aren’t bad teeth.”
She said, “Well if I didn’t smoke they’d be better.”
I said, “A pretty young girl like you shouldn’t be smoking for a lot more reasons than whiter teeth.”
She blushed and said, “Thanks.”