Once again the mysterious pumpkin carver has struck the LaLa!
We returned at 2 am from a fun party to find not two, but three pumpkins carved and lit up with candles – the perp we deduce was in mid act as a lone candle was left behind, as well as one pumpkin gone missing. And in the missing pumpkin’s place were an array of Indian corn, gourds and squash.
We have four potential suspects, but my desire is that I keep buying pumpkins, and s/he keeps turning them into jack-o-lanterns because what the hell, why not?
Notice in the original, now moribund jack’s caved in mouth is mulch – a clue I’m sure but to what I don’t know:

Here be sure to notice, aside from the cornucopia that the Great Pumpkin Carver has left, are pink sticky notes inside the front door – all love notes to me to stop working so hard and reminders to de-stress:
