J – “Did you know that dog poop is fertilizer?” .. R – “I’m not sure about that – I think chicken poop is fertilizer but not sure about dog poop.” .. J – “Uh huh, it is. I know it is because R [editor’s note: his friend who is a know it all] told me.” .. R – “Well who died and made R an expert in fertilizer?” .. J – “It’s true, how they do it is they put fertilizer on the dog poop and then it is fertilizer.” .. R – “Ah, now I can see that working.” .. J – “But you know what is scary about fertilizer?” .. R – “No, what?” .. J – “It makes you dead.”