I had already determined I can’t do Sippy Cups (definitions below) after my first date with a 33 year old. And now I might have to add Tool Belts to the list as well. Sad but true. The brain is the biggest sex organ that women possess – if you can’t penetrate that, then everything else is off limits.
He says, “I’m not the touchy feely type.”
And I ask myself, self I say, remember how you have always been attracted to effeminate men, this is new territory – embrace the new I am saying to myself, new as in a man who seems more manly than a man should – perhaps? I don’t know. This is where I get confused. From the outside this man seems to define man, the uber man (read: strong as an ox, hard working, competent, self-employed, taciturn) – plus he looks at my ass just the right way (without being a jerk about it). But the evening starts with a question and I know the answer before the evening ends – no.
My mind – my fortune for someone to penetrate my mind – for everything else there is equipment.
Sippy Cups – my label for the kind of men a friend of mine likes – men ranging in age from 24 to 34 – these are sippy cups.
Tool Belts – Soloway came up with this tag for men who work with their hands – we all want them.