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It was a dark, stormy, lightning afternoon

The cousins have been safely carted back to Miami care of American Airlines – AA called from Atlanta to catch up and said she’s joined a Loser Lesbian club and surprisingly enough there are a lot of losers out there so she has been meeting a lot of new people. She was calling from one new friend’s house. Meanwhile, my niece called and I called her back as she was driving back to college –…

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Consider yourself an ambassador of the city

I took my cousin and her husband on the Misery Tour and then K found out that the Monteleone was unable to fix CBS on the television set and so it was decided that he would watch the Florida/Tennessee game here at my house – now this was supposedly my night off – my night to stay in, refresh, relax, lounge for the Lord, whatever – but instead there was football going on all night…

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When 40 was young

My cousin E is in town with her husband K for his 40th birthday. I picked them up at the Monteleone and brought them to Midcity where we bummed around. I showed them the LaLa and they were duly impressed. We hung out at the Can and did some twist and caught up – giggling and reminiscing. We went back to the Quarter – Napoleon House for a Pimm’s Cup then walked to the Pelican…

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I miss my life

Sally, one of my weight instructors, was back from Little Rock for a day, so she came in to teach a class. OMG – her body rocks, she’s sporting a well honed six-pack and a butt that resembles carved stone AND she shakes that butt like a porn star sort of like something out of a Girls Gone Wild video except with the excitement and energy of Fred LeBlanc. “Are you shaking it, Rachel?” she…

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