No wait (wink wink)
We are being held captive by a garden gnome who only weighs about 8 lbs. He needs to eat, we feed him; he needs to have his diaper changed, we change him; he needs to sleep, we tip toe around him. He dictates our every move and we obey as we must. Every day there has been progress but each day comes with its highs and lows, and honestly we are exhausted from the details…