PW vs WW

IN the category of this too shall pass, I was contemplating my hair loss today as I got up close and personal with a friend as we were both speaking into a microphone. He said, “I’ve been going like lightning speed for so many years now, I’m just done with it.” Amen I thought and so am I. Not to mention my hair that called it quits as well.

I was at a parent teacher meeting and one of the mothers said her son had acted like he had something in his pocket and then reached in and pulled out, “Powers” which he then proceeded to wipe all over him and told her it helped him “Fly!” And I thought to myself interesting, I’m going to reach in my pocket and see what sort of powers I pull out.

I do believe I’m trading in my Wonder Woman powers for Ponder Woman though, who wants to do more than gaze at her navel on any given day, she would rather hold still the onslaught of age and stress and dealing with the enormity of the age we are living in – the retort that everyone else is doing it doesn’t fly anymore.

Why? is more my question of the day, not to mock my son’s question of the day.

Why? asks Ponder Woman, as well as what the fuck?

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