Words fell
I called Joe to see why he hadn’t mowed the lawn because you can barely see Arlene when she goes to pee. This is how it went down:
Joe: I don’t come begging to mow anyone’s lawn, you gotta call me.
Rachel: Whatever, can you come cut it or not?
Joe: [Laughs] Your ex friend been trashing you bad.
Rachel: Must be why she is my ex.
Joe: Know what she told me?
Rachel: No
Joe: You a dike.
Rachel: I am a dike (although officially I’m not since I look like a girl).
Joe: No! She didn’t say you is a dike, said you got a dike living with you.
Rachel: I do. What’s your point, does this have anything to do with my grass not getting cut?
Joe: No, you know I love you, but I ain’t gonna beg to cut nobody’s grass. I don’t need money. I got me a lot of money.
Rachel: Well are you gonna come cut the grass or not?
Joe: Sure honey, for you I’d do anything.