Things you only hear in the south – maybe

Last year at Tales of the Cocktail I caught up with an acquaintance of mine who was flirting around with this guy I had never met. When I next spoke to her I asked her how it was going with him and she said, “Well, I’m not sure. I think we are cousins.” Fast forward a year later and she gets to the party last night with this same guy in tow and so this morning when she called, I said, so you are still seeing him. And she said, “No, we’re just friends, turns out we are cousins.”

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