Battle-axe
Slang for a domineering woman is a battle-axe and the vehicle of choice for every battle-axe should be a Ford F150. I bought mine right after the Federal Flood and it helped me rebuild the LaLa, evacuate my family multiple times, and is the best utilitarian but luxury vehicle a woman could hope to own.
Yes it is environmentally unsound, but remember I don’t drive it because I work from home and when I do it is for trips or evacuation or hauling.