{"id":8959,"date":"2010-08-27T08:31:53","date_gmt":"2010-08-27T13:31:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=8959"},"modified":"2010-08-27T08:31:53","modified_gmt":"2010-08-27T13:31:53","slug":"get-down-from-the-table","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=8959","title":{"rendered":"Get down from the table"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I remember about ten years ago I was speaking to some girlfriends in Marin County, California and I said something about dancing on the table and one said, &#8220;Wow, I haven&#8217;t danced on a table since I was in college.&#8221; And I thought, yeah, well that&#8217;s why I have to get out of this town.<\/p>\n<p>Flash forward a decade and last night as the mint juleps were flowing causing a bunch of 70 year olds to get up and shake their booty to early Motown by the New Orleans Mystics &#8211; I was abstaining because my cup of tea was calling me homeward. This morning, as I woke up all refreshed and ready to greet the day, I was walking the dogs to the park and a few houses down a cab pulled up and a slight young boy got out and then he basically unfolded a still inebriated young girl from the backseat. It was 6:30am and they were just arriving home.<\/p>\n<p>Alas, this old mare ain&#8217;t what she used to be but perhaps that&#8217;s a good thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I remember about ten years ago I was speaking to some girlfriends in Marin County, California and I said something about dancing on the table and one said, &#8220;Wow, I haven&#8217;t danced on a table since I was in college.&#8221; And I thought, yeah, well that&#8217;s why I have to get out of this town. Flash forward a decade and last night as the mint juleps were flowing causing a bunch of 70 year olds&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-2kv","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8959","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8959"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8959\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8960,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8959\/revisions\/8960"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}