{"id":8676,"date":"2010-08-06T09:39:20","date_gmt":"2010-08-06T14:39:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=8676"},"modified":"2010-08-06T09:39:20","modified_gmt":"2010-08-06T14:39:20","slug":"shes-58-but-she-looks-38","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=8676","title":{"rendered":"She&#8217;s 58 but she looks 38?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An ad came across an email spam that had this headline &#8211; really? I thought, pishaw. I&#8217;m 51 and sometimes I look younger and sometimes I don&#8217;t but the truth is it is all relative. My fondest images in my mind are of my grandmother with her elder face &#8211; and I love that Tin has T&#8217;s mother&#8217;s older face to have fallen in love with as well. He carries around a photo of Tete and has a big smile. Grandmas rule! Youth is fleeting but the lines on my face are born from sorrow and joy, not in equal measure (read: more joy) and I claim each one of those lines.<\/p>\n<p>What I don&#8217;t claim is the extra padding around my middle that seems as thick as molasses. Yet another vacation where I&#8217;ve come back packing pounds around my tummy to get rid of so yesterday I went to Zumba &#8211; an exercise class that combines Latin dancing with classic dance moves. I&#8217;m going to Zumba my bumba till I get rid of this heft.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An ad came across an email spam that had this headline &#8211; really? I thought, pishaw. I&#8217;m 51 and sometimes I look younger and sometimes I don&#8217;t but the truth is it is all relative. My fondest images in my mind are of my grandmother with her elder face &#8211; and I love that Tin has T&#8217;s mother&#8217;s older face to have fallen in love with as well. He carries around a photo of Tete&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-2fW","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8676"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8676\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8677,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8676\/revisions\/8677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}