{"id":8160,"date":"2010-06-08T21:32:29","date_gmt":"2010-06-09T02:32:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=8160"},"modified":"2010-06-08T21:35:03","modified_gmt":"2010-06-09T02:35:03","slug":"i-am-everybody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=8160","title":{"rendered":"I am everybody"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today while I held a cell phone in one hand and my Blackberry in the other trying to conduct business in the waiting room of the hospital, an elderly man with a smile approached me. He said, &#8220;I hope you don&#8217;t think I am rude to be staring at you.&#8221; I thought, you were staring at me? Then he said, &#8220;You look just like my aunt.&#8221; I thought, your aunt? He laughed and said that I was a carbon copy of his aunt and that I stopped him dead in his tracks when he saw me walk into the room. I asked how is aunt is doing and he said she is in her 90s and healthy and happy and I said, I hope we have something more than looks in common.<\/p>\n<p>He walked back to his gathering of people in his jolly way and then when they were leaving about a half hour later another elderly gentlemen from the crowd approached me and I said, &#8220;What? I look like your aunt too?&#8221; He said, &#8220;No, I&#8217;m not related to him, but wasn&#8217;t that a good pick up line? I&#8217;m going to have to use that one.&#8221; Then he winked at me.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile the truth is that every where I go and usually in airports or waiting rooms or malls, I&#8217;m usually approached by someone who says that I looked exactly like someone they know. I just always respond I have that kind of face &#8211; where I have over a thousand twins on the planet.<\/p>\n<p>But Flower tells me no, you look unique and others have said the same. So who knows why, but for some people I am a clone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today while I held a cell phone in one hand and my Blackberry in the other trying to conduct business in the waiting room of the hospital, an elderly man with a smile approached me. He said, &#8220;I hope you don&#8217;t think I am rude to be staring at you.&#8221; I thought, you were staring at me? Then he said, &#8220;You look just like my aunt.&#8221; I thought, your aunt? He laughed and said that&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-27C","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8160"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8162,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8160\/revisions\/8162"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}