{"id":7684,"date":"2010-04-26T19:16:09","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T00:16:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=7684"},"modified":"2010-04-26T19:16:57","modified_gmt":"2010-04-27T00:16:57","slug":"i-need-a-shredder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=7684","title":{"rendered":"I need a shredder!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have all these old documents I need to shred and don&#8217;t have a shredder. Then I get an email from a friend in California who is hosting a shredding party at her office. So what I say to the business community on the bayou is after Jazz Fest, hold an after tax shredding party and you will get business.<\/p>\n<p>Me, for starters!<\/p>\n<p>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have all these old documents I need to shred and don&#8217;t have a shredder. Then I get an email from a friend in California who is hosting a shredding party at her office. So what I say to the business community on the bayou is after Jazz Fest, hold an after tax shredding party and you will get business. Me, for starters! !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-1ZW","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7684"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7684\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7686,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7684\/revisions\/7686"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}