After the duck controversy (which is a woman put out a dozen Peking ducks into the bayou and built a ramp and feeds them thereby upsetting the balance of nature), the woman went on to put up a sign that said LOVE DUCKS on her front porch and solicited neighbors to do the same. My neighbor, who is much smarter and funnier, told me if I chose to put the peacocks I wanted on the bayou that I could put up a sign that says LOVE COCKS on my porch. We all got a couple of yucks out of that and dropped it.<\/p>\n
Turns out the woman now has purchased a gigantic rooster who we hear Cock a Doodle Dooing round the clock. That’s right, it wasn’t enough to have nonnative ducks, now we have a Rooster. A friend told her that she could put a sign now that says LOVE COCKS as she heard the story of us on our side of the bayou. Only, it wasn’t funny anymore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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