{"id":7257,"date":"2010-03-26T21:32:32","date_gmt":"2010-03-27T02:32:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=7257"},"modified":"2010-03-26T21:32:32","modified_gmt":"2010-03-27T02:32:32","slug":"local-ads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=7257","title":{"rendered":"Local ads"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been watching CSpan and the Weather Channel in the morning and have been hyper conscious of the local advertisements on television. My favorite is this one about a planned real estate development across the lake, where the narrator says &#8220;Great for the family, there is space to roam, and trees, and even horseback riding!&#8221; Right at that moment they cut to a little girl petting a donkey.<\/p>\n<p>Cracks me up every time I see it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been watching CSpan and the Weather Channel in the morning and have been hyper conscious of the local advertisements on television. My favorite is this one about a planned real estate development across the lake, where the narrator says &#8220;Great for the family, there is space to roam, and trees, and even horseback riding!&#8221; Right at that moment they cut to a little girl petting a donkey. Cracks me up every time I see&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-1T3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7257"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7257\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7258,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7257\/revisions\/7258"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}