{"id":7042,"date":"2010-03-15T23:46:23","date_gmt":"2010-03-16T04:46:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=7042"},"modified":"2010-03-15T23:59:36","modified_gmt":"2010-03-16T04:59:36","slug":"the-substitute-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=7042","title":{"rendered":"The substitute child"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was laughing with a friend about how I keep calling the pediatrician the vet and she said she did that for a long time herself. But pets do prepare you for a child. Pets like routine and so do babies. Pets like praise and so do babies. Pets don&#8217;t like to be scolded or told no, and neither do babies. And the bonus is pets greet you with a smile when you walk in the door and so do babies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was laughing with a friend about how I keep calling the pediatrician the vet and she said she did that for a long time herself. But pets do prepare you for a child. Pets like routine and so do babies. Pets like praise and so do babies. Pets don&#8217;t like to be scolded or told no, and neither do babies. And the bonus is pets greet you with a smile when you walk in&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[103,104],"class_list":["post-7042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main","tag-a-kid-is-like-a-dog","tag-kids-like-routine"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-1PA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7042"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7042\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7052,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7042\/revisions\/7052"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}