{"id":6181,"date":"2010-01-08T21:53:57","date_gmt":"2010-01-09T02:53:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=6181"},"modified":"2010-01-08T21:53:57","modified_gmt":"2010-01-09T02:53:57","slug":"the-adventures-of-poo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=6181","title":{"rendered":"The adventures of poo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We talked all afternoon about getting out of the house, about going to Swirl and seeing friends and having a glass of wine. Some people stopped by and we visited with them. And then we decided yes, we will do this, we will get showered, dressed and go to Swirl &#8211; it is possible.<\/p>\n<p>While I showered T1 went back to dress T2 and found exploding diaper.<\/p>\n<p>Then when that was all taken care of, Wolfie, who had been sick all day, finally got out of her bed and walked back to T2&#8217;s room and had diarrhea all over the flokati rug (impossible to clean btw).<\/p>\n<p>I announced, &#8220;There&#8217;s no way we are going out.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But I was half dressed and T1 and T2 were completely dressed, so we cleaned up best we could, rolled the flokati rug to the front porch and headed out the door.<\/p>\n<p>30 minutes &#8211; Swirl &#8211; friends &#8211; a glass of champagne for me, a beer for T1 &#8211; then home.<\/p>\n<p>Whatyagonnado?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We talked all afternoon about getting out of the house, about going to Swirl and seeing friends and having a glass of wine. Some people stopped by and we visited with them. And then we decided yes, we will do this, we will get showered, dressed and go to Swirl &#8211; it is possible. While I showered T1 went back to dress T2 and found exploding diaper. Then when that was all taken care of,&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-1BH","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6181"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6181\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6182,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6181\/revisions\/6182"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}