{"id":14920,"date":"2012-02-11T19:06:05","date_gmt":"2012-02-12T00:06:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=14920"},"modified":"2012-02-11T19:06:05","modified_gmt":"2012-02-12T00:06:05","slug":"the-year-of-the-bugs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=14920","title":{"rendered":"The year of the bug(s)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They say the first year your child enters nursery school and is around other kids is when all the bugs come home and get everyone throughout the house sick &#8211; although, come to think of it, all of my friends who have kids no matter the age are sick all the time &#8211; trading bacterial infections, viruses, common colds, and other horrors that kids seem to get so much of (read: hand, foot and mouth). So here we are at Carnival time and we have missed two of my favorite parades. <\/p>\n<p>And right now the whole right side of my head is about to explode and nothing seems to be able to make this any easier &#8211; so ear go ahead and explode, head go ahead and pound, throat go ahead and be stripped bare, for tis the season of bugs and building immunities. <\/p>\n<p>I for one, am sick of it, so to speak. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They say the first year your child enters nursery school and is around other kids is when all the bugs come home and get everyone throughout the house sick &#8211; although, come to think of it, all of my friends who have kids no matter the age are sick all the time &#8211; trading bacterial infections, viruses, common colds, and other horrors that kids seem to get so much of (read: hand, foot and mouth).&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14920","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-3SE","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14920","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14920"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14920\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14921,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14920\/revisions\/14921"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}