{"id":14392,"date":"2011-12-19T08:16:15","date_gmt":"2011-12-19T13:16:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=14392"},"modified":"2011-12-19T08:20:12","modified_gmt":"2011-12-19T13:20:12","slug":"the-grass-is-always-greener","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=14392","title":{"rendered":"The (gr)ass is always greener"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was born, unlike the other women in my family, with large breasts. Me, I wanted junk, big ole junk in the trunk, so when I see someone who has great junk, I always stop, stare and appreciate. Today&#8217;s word of the day, callipygous from the Greek meaning beautiful butt. <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;&#8216;Pick me,&#8217; Aphrodite says, arching her back and turning slightly to present to him under her robe a callipygous formation more perfect than ever he has seen.&#8221;<br \/>\nJoseph Heller; Portrait of an Artist, as an Old Man; Simon &#038; Schuster; 2000.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was born, unlike the other women in my family, with large breasts. Me, I wanted junk, big ole junk in the trunk, so when I see someone who has great junk, I always stop, stare and appreciate. Today&#8217;s word of the day, callipygous from the Greek meaning beautiful butt. &#8220;&#8216;Pick me,&#8217; Aphrodite says, arching her back and turning slightly to present to him under her robe a callipygous formation more perfect than ever he&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[725,724],"class_list":["post-14392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main","tag-beautiful-butt","tag-callipygous"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-3K8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14392"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14392\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14394,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14392\/revisions\/14394"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}