I was in Rouses today at the liquor counter cause god knows we don’t have enough gin for all that goes on around here and behind me were two women and one said what do you think, a bottle of Crown and the other said I have been drinking a lot of Jamesons lately and the first said well if you would rather drink a broke down version of Crown then we can get the Jamesons and then she said and I don’t mean that in a negative way which even though I eavesdrop I do try to bite my tongue from contributing to others but this time I whipped around and said negative no that would not be negative it is sub negative to which she said well I mean that Jamesons is a poor man’s choice compared to Crown but I don’t mean to say it’s bad to which I said man you are the Herman Cain of Rouses aren’t you and then her friend lost it.<\/p>\n
But the truth is this let her have her Jamesons – right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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