{"id":14068,"date":"2011-11-20T19:19:37","date_gmt":"2011-11-21T00:19:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=14068"},"modified":"2011-11-20T19:19:37","modified_gmt":"2011-11-21T00:19:37","slug":"you-gotta-be-fast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=14068","title":{"rendered":"You gotta be fast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was walking to the festival on Saturday and on Grand Route St John stopped behind a man who was blocking our path and staring up at a tree. He said to me as we went around him, &#8220;There are lot of squirrels around lately.&#8221; And I said, &#8220;If you were a squirrel wouldn&#8217;t you want to be here in this neighborhood?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Without missing a beat he said, &#8220;Sure, there are plenty of nuts around.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I liked this sign I passed as well:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/plant.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"14069\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?attachment_id=14069\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/plant.jpg?fit=640%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"640,480\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.4&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 4S&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1321704561&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.28&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;64&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0051813471502591&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"plant\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/plant.jpg?fit=640%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14069\" title=\"plant\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/plant.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/plant.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/plant.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was walking to the festival on Saturday and on Grand Route St John stopped behind a man who was blocking our path and staring up at a tree. He said to me as we went around him, &#8220;There are lot of squirrels around lately.&#8221; And I said, &#8220;If you were a squirrel wouldn&#8217;t you want to be here in this neighborhood?&#8221; Without missing a beat he said, &#8220;Sure, there are plenty of nuts around.&#8221;&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-3EU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14068","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14068"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14068\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14070,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14068\/revisions\/14070"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}