{"id":13233,"date":"2011-08-20T10:32:20","date_gmt":"2011-08-20T15:32:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=13233"},"modified":"2011-08-20T10:33:58","modified_gmt":"2011-08-20T15:33:58","slug":"dr-pavlovic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=13233","title":{"rendered":"Dr. Pavlovic talks to the animals"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dr. Pavlovic is the Dr. Doolittle of the house and since she&#8217;s in New York, no one is talking to the animals or giving them grades at night for their behavior &#8211; always giving A plus or minus and rarely even a B. They look at me with that look, the one that says, you&#8217;re not like her, sigh. When I&#8217;m asked to grade them I dole out Fs and D minuses.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">&#8220;Lots of people talk to animals,&#8221; said Pooh.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000080;\">&#8220;Not that many\u00a0<em>listen<\/em> though.&#8221;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000080;\">&#8220;That&#8217;s the problem.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dr. Pavlovic is the Dr. Doolittle of the house and since she&#8217;s in New York, no one is talking to the animals or giving them grades at night for their behavior &#8211; always giving A plus or minus and rarely even a B. They look at me with that look, the one that says, you&#8217;re not like her, sigh. When I&#8217;m asked to grade them I dole out Fs and D minuses. &#8220;Lots of people&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-3rr","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13233"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13238,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13233\/revisions\/13238"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}