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Tin’s horoscope said as a pisces he would encounter a profound love interest and not to let himself get too stuck. Well then there was Carmen – or rather Carrrrrrr mennnnn, the vixen – the first of his cougar girlfriends to actually rebuff him, that is up until he met the trio of blonde, brunette and redhead girlies of a similar age (6) on the same day he thought Carmen was headed to Italy so he hadn’t gone looking for her – and this time Carmen ran to Tin and scattered those hussies like they were sea birds on the beach.<\/p>\n

Carmen – Tin’s true first love:<\/p>\n

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Tin’s horoscope said as a pisces he would encounter a profound love interest and not to let himself get too stuck. Well then there was Carmen – or rather Carrrrrrr mennnnn, the vixen – the first of his cougar girlfriends to actually rebuff him, that is up until he met the trio of blonde, brunette and redhead girlies of a similar age (6) on the same day he thought Carmen was headed to Italy so… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13017","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-3nX","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13017","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13017"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13017\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13020,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13017\/revisions\/13020"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}