{"id":12888,"date":"2011-06-29T17:20:25","date_gmt":"2011-06-29T22:20:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=12888"},"modified":"2011-06-29T17:20:25","modified_gmt":"2011-06-29T22:20:25","slug":"little-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=12888","title":{"rendered":"Little man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tin has been sick the past couple of days and last night had a fever &#8211; he was so mellow and cuddly that we both kept taking a double take on him. I certainly like his little active self even if he is hard to cuddle. This morning he was cracking up and saying, &#8220;I&#8217;m funny,&#8221; to which I told him, if you do say so yourself.<\/p>\n<p>Then I saw a good friend of mine who is quite attractive who told me my hair makes me look like a lesbian. A friend said you should have responded, &#8220;I know I am but what are you?<\/p>\n<p>Whatyagonnado?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tin has been sick the past couple of days and last night had a fever &#8211; he was so mellow and cuddly that we both kept taking a double take on him. I certainly like his little active self even if he is hard to cuddle. This morning he was cracking up and saying, &#8220;I&#8217;m funny,&#8221; to which I told him, if you do say so yourself. Then I saw a good friend of mine&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12888","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-3lS","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12888","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12888"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12888\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12909,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12888\/revisions\/12909"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}