{"id":12398,"date":"2011-05-10T23:11:57","date_gmt":"2011-05-11T04:11:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=12398"},"modified":"2011-05-10T23:21:57","modified_gmt":"2011-05-11T04:21:57","slug":"a-cure-for-what-ails-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=12398","title":{"rendered":"a cure for what ails me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So since I&#8217;m about to go to sleep having written my last entry being about the funk we are all in and I was about to close down shop &#8211; I brilliantly remembered a new episode of Louise Log that I hadn&#8217;t seen yet because I couldn&#8217;t get it to come up when I first got the notice due to wireless issues. I&#8217;m so tired but I clicked on it and wala &#8211;<a href=\"http:\/\/thelouiselog.com\/the-louise-log-23-how-to-light-your-inner-firecracker\" target=\"_blank\"> Louise saves the day! <\/a>&#8211; she is perfect in this episode.<\/p>\n<p>I was just having this whole talk with a friend about sexual performance and how contrived it all seems to be especially when your boy toy wants to be thrown up against the wall and you can&#8217;t stop the giggles but when I saw Louise in this episode, I thought let me gyrate my hips and jump on the bed like a sex kitten my neighbor says she used to be &#8211; oo cha barracuda.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So since I&#8217;m about to go to sleep having written my last entry being about the funk we are all in and I was about to close down shop &#8211; I brilliantly remembered a new episode of Louise Log that I hadn&#8217;t seen yet because I couldn&#8217;t get it to come up when I first got the notice due to wireless issues. I&#8217;m so tired but I clicked on it and wala &#8211; Louise saves&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-3dY","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12398"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12398\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12400,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12398\/revisions\/12400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}