{"id":12193,"date":"2011-04-27T09:39:25","date_gmt":"2011-04-27T14:39:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=12193"},"modified":"2011-04-27T09:39:25","modified_gmt":"2011-04-27T14:39:25","slug":"teaching-absurd-to-a-toddler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=12193","title":{"rendered":"Teaching absurd to a toddler"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was trying to tell Tin what absurd means but he wasn&#8217;t following too well what a word would mean outside of his Tin-centric universe. But I have the definition of absurd. The New York Times&#8217; breaking news is this:<\/p>\n<div>\n<blockquote><p>Breaking News Alert<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<blockquote><p>The New York Times<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<blockquote><p>Wed, April 27, 2011 &#8212; 9:24 AM ET<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<blockquote><p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<blockquote><p>White House Releases Long Form of President Obama&#8217;s Hawaii Birth Certificate<br \/>\nPresident Obama posted a copy of his &#8220;long form&#8221; birth<br \/>\ncertificate, hoping to finally end a long-simmering<br \/>\nconspiracy theory among some conservatives that he was not<br \/>\nborn in the United States and was not a legitimate president.<br \/>\nThe birth certificate, which is posted online at the White<br \/>\nHouse website, shows conclusively that Mr. Obama was born in<br \/>\nHonolulu, Hawaii, and is signed by state officials and his<br \/>\nmother.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<p>THIS IS BREAKING NEWS?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was trying to tell Tin what absurd means but he wasn&#8217;t following too well what a word would mean outside of his Tin-centric universe. But I have the definition of absurd. The New York Times&#8217; breaking news is this: Breaking News Alert The New York Times Wed, April 27, 2011 &#8212; 9:24 AM ET &#8212;&#8211; White House Releases Long Form of President Obama&#8217;s Hawaii Birth Certificate President Obama posted a copy of his &#8220;long&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-3aF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12193"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12194,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12193\/revisions\/12194"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}