{"id":11972,"date":"2011-04-07T10:58:17","date_gmt":"2011-04-07T15:58:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=11972"},"modified":"2011-04-07T16:55:37","modified_gmt":"2011-04-07T21:55:37","slug":"how-to-discipline-your-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=11972","title":{"rendered":"How to discipline your child"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Try this Pavlov method at home &#8211; named after none other than T Pavlovic who watches Tin on the video while he is in his crib getting ready for his nap &#8211; only he is singing a blue streak and so Tatjana knocks three times on the wall by his crib from our bathroom and says Put Your Head Down on Bingo (his big dog pillow) &#8211; only she says it in Croatian [GLAVU NA BINGA]\u00a0which gives it that Dominatrix tone (read: you will have to try your best to imitate).<\/p>\n<p>Now she only has to knock three times and Tin puts his head down on Bingo and goes to sleep.<\/p>\n<p>Unreal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Try this Pavlov method at home &#8211; named after none other than T Pavlovic who watches Tin on the video while he is in his crib getting ready for his nap &#8211; only he is singing a blue streak and so Tatjana knocks three times on the wall by his crib from our bathroom and says Put Your Head Down on Bingo (his big dog pillow) &#8211; only she says it in Croatian [GLAVU NA&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11972","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-376","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11972","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11972"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11972\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11982,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11972\/revisions\/11982"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11972"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11972"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11972"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}