{"id":11787,"date":"2011-03-25T08:06:15","date_gmt":"2011-03-25T13:06:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=11787"},"modified":"2011-03-25T08:10:45","modified_gmt":"2011-03-25T13:10:45","slug":"its-not-the-kids-we-have-to-worry-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=11787","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s not the kids we have to worry about"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was born in 1959 and if you are my age then you might remember the anxiety the Cold War produced in us kids and how I used to have nightmares about a plane crashing into the moon across an inky blue sky and then the world coming to an end. Well, I just got a notice from a kid&#8217;s site telling me as a parent how to reduce the anxiety in my child over all the events going on in the world.<\/p>\n<p>But, of course, you will have to unwind me, the parent, from the fetal position to do this as I&#8217;m the one all this uncertainty has crept into and turned my mind into a nightmare of vipers and militia beasts vying for oxygen. Let me start my motor 9\/11, Federal Flood, divorce, LaLa remodel in post-Katrina times, Sri Lanka, Haiti, Pakistan, Japan (let&#8217;s not even mention Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Yemen, Egypt), 2008-___ Recession, shall I continue?<\/p>\n<p>Curses to you anxiety and uncertainty. Woe is the adult who can&#8217;t find the oxygen mask so that she can succor her child.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was born in 1959 and if you are my age then you might remember the anxiety the Cold War produced in us kids and how I used to have nightmares about a plane crashing into the moon across an inky blue sky and then the world coming to an end. Well, I just got a notice from a kid&#8217;s site telling me as a parent how to reduce the anxiety in my child over&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-347","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11787"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11787\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11789,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11787\/revisions\/11789"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}