{"id":11759,"date":"2011-03-23T13:16:50","date_gmt":"2011-03-23T18:16:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=11759"},"modified":"2011-03-23T13:16:50","modified_gmt":"2011-03-23T18:16:50","slug":"accretion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=11759","title":{"rendered":"Accretion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am here to report that I love a good laugh. As a matter of fact if I get one good laugh a day, I&#8217;m good as gold. So when I first watched <a href=\"http:\/\/anneflournoy.com\/the-louise-log\" target=\"_blank\">The Louise Logs<\/a>, I was tickled pink and then when Ann Flournoy recommended <a href=\"http:\/\/www.annsrants.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Ann&#8217;s Rants<\/a>, I was overjoyed, then today Ann recommended Stephanie&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/likethevodka.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">LiketheVodka<\/a> and now I&#8217;m giddy. Boys and girls, there are people who blog some erudite and effulgent stuff and I applaud them because I have erudition once every 500 posts (perhaps), and then there are people who make you laugh and that is rare. Give yourself a laugh a day:<\/p>\n<p>Louise Logs: <a href=\"http:\/\/anneflournoy.com\/the-louise-log-8-louise-interviews-babysitters\" target=\"_blank\">How to interview babysitter<\/a>s<\/p>\n<p>Ann&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.annsrants.com\/search\/label\/Jewess\" target=\"_blank\">Rants<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Rosh_Hashanah\">Rosh HaShanah<\/a>, the Jewish new year, begins on Wednesday evening. Meaning, Jews everywhere get to hear their Rabbi\u2019s nthteen interpretation of the biblical passage retelling\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_binding_of_Isaac\">The Binding of Isaac<\/a>. Do you suddenly feel very excited to hear mine?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Like the Vodka:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>My husband\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/likethevodka.com\/?p=2853\" target=\"_blank\">hemorrhoid<\/a> strategy avoids over-the-counter \u201csolutions\u201d because he knows they\u2019re part of a capitalist conspiracy to separate honest working people from their rubles. Besides, why reach for drugs when Mother Earth\u2019s bounty is there for the taking?<\/p>\n<p>I ask the Russian how he deals with hemorrhoids, since Preparation H apparently is not an option.<\/p>\n<p><strong>THE RUSSIAN<\/strong>:\u00a0\u00a0Icicles, of course.<\/p>\n<p><strong>ME:<\/strong> Oh? You have my attention.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am here to report that I love a good laugh. As a matter of fact if I get one good laugh a day, I&#8217;m good as gold. So when I first watched The Louise Logs, I was tickled pink and then when Ann Flournoy recommended Ann&#8217;s Rants, I was overjoyed, then today Ann recommended Stephanie&#8217;s LiketheVodka and now I&#8217;m giddy. Boys and girls, there are people who blog some erudite and effulgent stuff and&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-33F","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11759"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11760,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11759\/revisions\/11760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}