{"id":11730,"date":"2011-03-22T09:49:02","date_gmt":"2011-03-22T14:49:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=11730"},"modified":"2011-03-22T09:49:02","modified_gmt":"2011-03-22T14:49:02","slug":"the-story-we-tell-ourselves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=11730","title":{"rendered":"The story we tell ourselves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tin lays in bed at night and has his plush toys speak for him &#8211; &#8220;Superdome?&#8221; &#8220;Yes!&#8221; &#8220;Marching Band. Louis Armstrong. DRUMS!&#8221; &#8220;Oh no, fell down. Trumpet.&#8221; &#8220;Trombone. Tuba!&#8221; This morning for breakfast he sat in his high chair and told us an intricate story about Louis Armstrong, the Superdome, falling down on the bayou, milk, and a flute. He looks at us like there is something wrong with us for not understanding his narrative. I feel his pain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tin lays in bed at night and has his plush toys speak for him &#8211; &#8220;Superdome?&#8221; &#8220;Yes!&#8221; &#8220;Marching Band. Louis Armstrong. DRUMS!&#8221; &#8220;Oh no, fell down. Trumpet.&#8221; &#8220;Trombone. Tuba!&#8221; This morning for breakfast he sat in his high chair and told us an intricate story about Louis Armstrong, the Superdome, falling down on the bayou, milk, and a flute. He looks at us like there is something wrong with us for not understanding his narrative.&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-33c","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11730"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11730\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11731,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11730\/revisions\/11731"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}