{"id":11481,"date":"2011-03-07T11:44:07","date_gmt":"2011-03-07T16:44:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=11481"},"modified":"2011-03-07T11:44:07","modified_gmt":"2011-03-07T16:44:07","slug":"down-to-one-crutch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=11481","title":{"rendered":"Down to one crutch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Was speaking to someone this morning who is healing from an operation and declared they are down to one crutch today. I decided that would be my mantra for Mardi Gras &#8211; only one crutch. For all the medical professionals who would like to see me on anti-depressants, and all my pot smoking friends who don&#8217;t understand why I take a pass most of the time, alcohol remains my last crutch &#8211; on Fat Tuesday we will begin our day with a bloody mary and have a beer or two the rest of the day. I&#8217;m down to one crutch but I&#8217;m still standing!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Was speaking to someone this morning who is healing from an operation and declared they are down to one crutch today. I decided that would be my mantra for Mardi Gras &#8211; only one crutch. For all the medical professionals who would like to see me on anti-depressants, and all my pot smoking friends who don&#8217;t understand why I take a pass most of the time, alcohol remains my last crutch &#8211; on Fat Tuesday&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-2Zb","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11481","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11481"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11481\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11482,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11481\/revisions\/11482"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}