{"id":11466,"date":"2011-03-06T10:39:45","date_gmt":"2011-03-06T15:39:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=11466"},"modified":"2011-03-06T19:14:11","modified_gmt":"2011-03-07T00:14:11","slug":"2-years-old-but-i-feel-100","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=11466","title":{"rendered":"2 years old but I feel 100"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well our small little fiesta for Tin&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GmUEQeBjKek\" target=\"_blank\">2 year old birthday<\/a> turned into an all day event complete with thunderstorms, balloons, a guy who manned a hot dog cart and a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Yo76G5iFIPI\" target=\"_blank\">saxophone<\/a>, not to mention cupcakes up the wazoo and kids galore. Late in the day when I walked into Tin&#8217;s room with every toy and piece of toy he owns littered across the floor and saw four kids jumping on the bed, I saw my son truly happy &#8211; the one thing he is told not to do 24\/7 is jump on the bed and he raced to get up there and jump jump jump reaching some state of toddler nirvana.<\/p>\n<p>Lord today, the mothers were duly exhausted, but a good time was had.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/P3050024.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"11467\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?attachment_id=11467\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/P3050024.jpg?fit=3968%2C2976&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"3968,2976\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" 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