{"id":10474,"date":"2010-12-24T11:07:44","date_gmt":"2010-12-24T16:07:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=10474"},"modified":"2010-12-24T11:08:02","modified_gmt":"2010-12-24T16:08:02","slug":"mariah-carey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=10474","title":{"rendered":"Mariah Carey Jew Wish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS\u2026 JEWS<\/p>\n<p>I just want you for my own<br \/>\nMore than you could ever know<br \/>\nMake my wish come true<br \/>\nAll I want for Christmas is\u2026<br \/>\nJews<\/p>\n<p>I wont ask for much this Christmas<br \/>\nI dont even wish for snow<br \/>\nJust want a Jew who runs show business<br \/>\nSpeilberg, Stiller Ari Gold<br \/>\nI will make a list and send it<br \/>\nOf my choices for St. Nick<br \/>\nSeinfeld, Zach Braff and Jon Stewart<br \/>\nAre the boys with a big schtick.<br \/>\nCause I just want them here tonight<br \/>\nHolding on to me so tight<br \/>\nIll take Zac Efron too<br \/>\nall I want for Christmas is Jews.<\/p>\n<p>Menorah lights are shining<br \/>\nSo brightly everywhere<br \/>\nAnd the big box office<br \/>\nMakes Jews millionaires<br \/>\nThey may have killed our savior<br \/>\nThats not the best behavior<br \/>\nThats ok he rose again three days later<br \/>\nand now Im an active J-dater<\/p>\n<p>Oh I dont want a lot for Christmas<br \/>\nGentile boys are such a bore<br \/>\nGoldman, Weissman, Cohen, Levy<br \/>\nThese are names that I adore<br \/>\nOh I just want a chosen one<br \/>\nHebrew boys are so much fun<br \/>\nMake my wish come true<br \/>\nBaby all I want for Christmas is<br \/>\nJews<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS\u2026 JEWS I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is\u2026 Jews I wont ask for much this Christmas I dont even wish for snow Just want a Jew who runs show business Speilberg, Stiller Ari Gold I will make a list and send it Of my choices for St. Nick Seinfeld, Zach Braff and&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-2IW","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10474"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10477,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10474\/revisions\/10477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}