{"id":10415,"date":"2010-12-20T11:23:07","date_gmt":"2010-12-20T16:23:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=10415"},"modified":"2010-12-20T11:38:18","modified_gmt":"2010-12-20T16:38:18","slug":"the-professor-cannot-spell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=10415","title":{"rendered":"The professor cannot spell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve always marveled how some of the smartest people I know are lousy spellers. Isn&#8217;t that odd? I got this note from T just this morning after she had held up the Serbian slippers that Tin was wearing and a pair she is bringing home for me:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>we are coming with eastern european sleepers<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>A parapraxis maybe, but I call it phonetical confusion brought on by being raised with a language where you spell what you say and just like people try to pronounce Tin after Tatjana has said it and end up saying &#8220;teen&#8221; instead of Tin, so to slippers are sleepers in Zsa Zsa speak. However, all of this belies the fact that in reality the &#8220;sleepers&#8221; are returning as there has not been a nap held in the LaLa since they left.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve always marveled how some of the smartest people I know are lousy spellers. Isn&#8217;t that odd? I got this note from T just this morning after she had held up the Serbian slippers that Tin was wearing and a pair she is bringing home for me: we are coming with eastern european sleepers A parapraxis maybe, but I call it phonetical confusion brought on by being raised with a language where you spell what&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-2HZ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10415"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10418,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10415\/revisions\/10418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}