{"id":10352,"date":"2010-12-15T08:28:08","date_gmt":"2010-12-15T13:28:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=10352"},"modified":"2010-12-15T08:31:14","modified_gmt":"2010-12-15T13:31:14","slug":"sprucing-up-your-wardrobe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=10352","title":{"rendered":"Sprucing up your wardrobe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was flipping through an INSTYLE magazine and reading about how a stylist gave an actress her beach hair look by blowdrying over a loofah and then how high-waisted blue jeans are making a come back (<em>about damn time<\/em> is all this short-waisted woman has to say, I will sing at the funeral of peanut jeans or at least that is what we called them when I was a tween, jeans that barely cover the crack of your butt). But I&#8217;m back to be weary of wearing yoga clothes every single day because I work at home and just leave to go exercise or walk the dogs. Like Seinfeld told Costanza when he showed up in sweats, &#8220;You&#8217;ve just given up haven&#8217;t you?&#8221; So one thing I decided to do is spruce up my holiday wardrobe and the first thing I did was trade in my santa hat for a true holiday hat, complete with feathers and a bird on top (thanks Cree!) &#8211; really when you compare the two, there is no contest:<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"10353\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?attachment_id=10353\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/c1.jpg?fit=1600%2C1200&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1600,1200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;BlackBerry 8530&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"c\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/c1.jpg?fit=640%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-10353\" title=\"c\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/c1.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"c\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/c1.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/c1.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/c1.jpg?w=1600&amp;ssl=1 1600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/c1.jpg?w=1280 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was flipping through an INSTYLE magazine and reading about how a stylist gave an actress her beach hair look by blowdrying over a loofah and then how high-waisted blue jeans are making a come back (about damn time is all this short-waisted woman has to say, I will sing at the funeral of peanut jeans or at least that is what we called them when I was a tween, jeans that barely cover the&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-2GY","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10352"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10352\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10355,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10352\/revisions\/10355"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}