{"id":10147,"date":"2010-12-01T18:20:21","date_gmt":"2010-12-01T23:20:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=10147"},"modified":"2010-12-01T18:23:41","modified_gmt":"2010-12-01T23:23:41","slug":"advertisers-in-search-of-a-message","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=10147","title":{"rendered":"Advertisers in search of a message"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I called the New Orleans Children&#8217;s Museum the other day and the automated message said, &#8220;For hours and directions, press 1, for donations, press 2, &#8230;&#8221; Someone thinks this is a good idea? How about a little subtlety like &#8220;if you&#8217;d like to support the New Orleans Children&#8217;s Museum, press 2&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>H20, a spa in town has a giant billboard that says, &#8220;Give Outrageously&#8221; with two redheads of questionable ages smiling ear to ear surrounded by baubles and whatnots. HELLO, we are still in a recession! How about &#8220;Give Thoughtfully&#8221; and can the redheads and use instead my hunka hunka cousin&#8217;s son as the model &#8211; now we&#8217;re talking:<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"10148\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?attachment_id=10148\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Clint.jpg?fit=472%2C659&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"472,659\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Deskjet F4200 series&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Clint\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Clint.jpg?fit=472%2C659&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10148\" title=\"Clint\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Clint.jpg?resize=472%2C659\" alt=\"Clint\" width=\"472\" height=\"659\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Clint.jpg?w=472&amp;ssl=1 472w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dangermond.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Clint.jpg?resize=214%2C300&amp;ssl=1 214w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 472px) 100vw, 472px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I called the New Orleans Children&#8217;s Museum the other day and the automated message said, &#8220;For hours and directions, press 1, for donations, press 2, &#8230;&#8221; Someone thinks this is a good idea? How about a little subtlety like &#8220;if you&#8217;d like to support the New Orleans Children&#8217;s Museum, press 2&#8221;? H20, a spa in town has a giant billboard that says, &#8220;Give Outrageously&#8221; with two redheads of questionable ages smiling ear to ear surrounded&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-2DF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10147"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10147\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10152,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10147\/revisions\/10152"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}