{"id":876,"date":"2007-01-08T09:55:49","date_gmt":"2007-01-08T16:55:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=876"},"modified":"2007-01-08T09:55:49","modified_gmt":"2007-01-08T16:55:49","slug":"babies-beget-babies-beget-babies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=876","title":{"rendered":"Babies beget babies beget babies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>L just called and I said &#8220;you were on my mind because my foot is hurting and I don&#8217;t think I am going to be able to run the half marathon with you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She said, &#8220;I was calling to tell you the same thing and you are to blame for why I can&#8217;t run. The night you had the hen party I went home and got knocked up again and the doctor thinks we are having twins.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>When it rains, it pours. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L just called and I said &#8220;you were on my mind because my foot is hurting and I don&#8217;t think I am going to be able to run the half marathon with you.&#8221; She said, &#8220;I was calling to tell you the same thing and you are to blame for why I can&#8217;t run. The night you had the hen party I went home and got knocked up again and the doctor thinks we are&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-876","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-e8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/876","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=876"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/876\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}