{"id":868,"date":"2007-01-06T14:40:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-06T21:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=868"},"modified":"2007-01-06T14:40:10","modified_gmt":"2007-01-06T21:40:10","slug":"at-least-i-am-not-giovanni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=868","title":{"rendered":"At least I am not Giovanni today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>G didn&#8217;t show up for work this morning at the LaLa &#8211; I got a call from him midmorning saying he needed some money and could I bring him cash, to La Finca. So I did. He had been at a party last night that apparently hadn&#8217;t stopped, he was trying to tell me that his girlfriend got mad because his ex-girlfriend was at the party but he and I realized that he had had too much party to actually articulate what he was trying to say. I later went to see Maria uptown to get my hair done and on the way home, around 3ish, saw Giovanni walking back in La Finca. <\/p>\n<p>Whatever I am, I am not Giovanni, and oh what a difference to me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>G didn&#8217;t show up for work this morning at the LaLa &#8211; I got a call from him midmorning saying he needed some money and could I bring him cash, to La Finca. So I did. He had been at a party last night that apparently hadn&#8217;t stopped, he was trying to tell me that his girlfriend got mad because his ex-girlfriend was at the party but he and I realized that he had had&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-e0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=868"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}