{"id":853,"date":"2007-01-02T09:15:38","date_gmt":"2007-01-02T16:15:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=853"},"modified":"2007-01-02T09:18:36","modified_gmt":"2007-01-02T16:18:36","slug":"ushering-in-the-new-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=853","title":{"rendered":"Ushering in the New Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Usher sings in his song &#8211; &#8220;we want a lady in the street, but a freak in the bed that say&#8230;yeah yeah.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>There is a website that interprets rap lyrics and about that one it says &#8211; A favorable female acts like a high-class woman in public, yet in private is quite sensual.<\/p>\n<p>I love the formality of rap lyric deconstruction. I want that job. <\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, I was speaking to a friend about a mutual woman we know who is a nutball. He said he would sleep with her because her nuttiness might translate into the bedroom. I&#8217;m not so sure about that. The best lovers I have had were not the ones you&#8217;d expect to be great in bed. <\/p>\n<p>What I am sure about is don&#8217;t we all want a nut in the bedroom. <\/p>\n<p>Actually women want what men want, a gentleman in the street, but a freak in the bed. In order to be a freak, you&#8217;ve got to deliver the whole package &#8211; I&#8217;m not saying that can&#8217;t happen in a one night stand, it does &#8211; I&#8217;m saying to be a freak you&#8217;ve got to check all your insecurities at the door to really get down. <\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s all I&#8217;m saying. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Usher sings in his song &#8211; &#8220;we want a lady in the street, but a freak in the bed that say&#8230;yeah yeah.&#8221; There is a website that interprets rap lyrics and about that one it says &#8211; A favorable female acts like a high-class woman in public, yet in private is quite sensual. I love the formality of rap lyric deconstruction. I want that job. Meanwhile, I was speaking to a friend about a mutual&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-dL","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=853"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}